Have a good laugh :D ...

Classified Information !!!

Talk about classified information :) .....

• Contractor: "Can you make our code run faster?"
• Tech Support: "Yes, but we have to take a look at it."
• Contractor: "We can't, the code is classified."
• Tech Support: "Can you explain to me what your code is doing?"
• Contractor: "No, that's classified."
• Tech Support: "Can you tell us what functions you use?"
• Contractor: "No that's classified."

Source: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml